The funny things they say: November 2015 edition

Nov 15
Riley: Are these my nipples?
Me: Yes.
Riley: Will they get bigger and humongous like a Mommy or Daddy?  I wonder if I will be a Mommy?
Leighton: You will be if you get married.  I mean when you get married.
Riley: Will you get married?
Leighton.  Uh, yeah. (said with a duh! of course! voice)
Riley: Who are you going to marry?
Leighton: I don't know!  I haven't even been to high school yet and haven't seen anyone.
(long pause)
Leighton: Ugh, she knows nothing about love!

Nov 16
Leighton was reading a package and said, "I can't remember - is it glutton or gluten?  It says this is a gluten free candy."

Nov 23
The other night we were all in the bathroom getting the kids ready for bed, and Riley sat on the toilet and asked for some 'piracy'.

Nov 27
Leighton was talking about different Pokemon and said, "There's even one that's a Jupiter?  Mars? What's that planet plant called?"  He was thinking of a Venus Flytrap!

Nov 28
I was putting some chocolate Teddy Grahams in bowls for the kids, and Riley came into the kitchen to see what I was getting them.  She saw the box and exclaimed, "Leighton!  We are having bear cookies!  They are BROWN bear cookies!!!"  It was really cute that she couldn't remember they were called Teddy Grahams.

Nov 28
Leighton: Can I play Barbies with you?
Me: Of course!
Leighton: OK, so …. what do I do?

Nov 28
As the Barbie game went on, Leighton decided he would take off their clothes to look at their underwear (such a boy!).  He was excited to show Riley all the muscles on Ken under his shirt.  Then they moved onto Barbie and Riley pointed to her chest and asked Leighton, "Are these her muscles?"   Leighton answered, "Yeah.  I think so." Then he turned to me and said, "Are those her muscles?"  I said, "Leighton, she's a female."  And he said, "Oh yeah!  Boobs!"

Nov 28
Leighton was laying on my lap and got a bit goofy and pretended to be a baby and asked for milk.  After I told him no a few times, he said, "But that's not fair.  I want homemade milk."