Tonight I was putting Leighton's shin guards, soccer socks, and soccer shoes and needed him to push his leg towards me. He said, "But I don't want to kick you in the boobs." I kept any signs of laughter inside and asked where he heard about 'boobs'. From a kid at school, of course.
Oct 1
Riley told me she was 'exhausterating'. I couldn't agree more!
Oct 6
At the library, the kids were doing an art activity and Riley brought hers over to me to show me what she drew. Then she turned it over to show me a drawing on the back and says, "And here's a happy ending!"
Oct 8
Riley was giving me a check up and writing down her diagnosis in her big book of booboos and told me that the remedy was to, "Rest, rest, rest, and bake."
Oct 9
Tonight we were playing a rhyming game at dinner, and Leighton says, "I know one that rhymes with traffic! Paccic. Paccic and traffic rhyme." I had to let him know that I didn't think paccic was a word. He said, "Yes. The Paccic Ocean." Ohhhhh, the Pacific Ocean. He was just missing the syllable with the 'if' :)
Oct 10
Riley told me today, "You can be paired, Mommy." but what she really meant was 'prepared'!
Oct 11
Riley said to me: "Do you know what marvelous means? It means you are fashionable-er."
Oct 11
Leighton was cuddling me on the couch and I had bare legs. His hand touched my leg and he pulled his hand away and said, "Ack! Your legs are zingy!" When I asked him to explain what he mean, he said "Your hairs are like electric wires!"
Oct 14
Riley told me, "Don't worry, Mom. I can deal this." She meant 'deal WITH this'!
Oct 15
We were talking about the difference between an attic and a basement. Riley said she knew that a basement is where the ice cream is at Grandma and Papa's!
Oct 16
Riley and I saw an airplane in the sky while at Leighton's soccer practice. Leighton now gets really excited when he sees a Southwest plane since that is the airline we flew with this summer, so Riley got excited and asked, "Is that a wild west plane?" I told her it's Southwest not Wild West!
Oct 16
Riley said she had stinky bum fever.
Oct 23
Riley: Amy is going to have a baby soon?
Me: Yes! And do you know who else is having baby soon?
Riley: Noooo
Me: Lindsey!
Riley: (eyes wide with surprise and delight) Lindsey?
Me: Yes! Maeve and Nash will have a little baby brother or sister! Did you notice Lindsey's belly getting bigger like Amy's?
Riley: Yes! I did!
Riley: (after loooong pause and looking at the baby pictures up on the wall) But how do babies get out of a belly?
Me: There are two different ways. Some babies come out through the mommy's vagina. That's how you and Leighton came out.
Riley: (after a long pause deep in thought) But how? A vagina is so small?
Me: It stretches when it's time for a baby to come out.
Riley: (after a long pause deep in thought) But then how does it go back to normal?!?!
Me: Your body can stretch and contract - that means it can get bigger and smaller when it needs to. The other way a baby can come out is that the Drs cut a small line on your tummy and take the baby out that way.
Riley: You mean then cut off part of your tummy?!?!
Me: No. They don't cut it off. They just open it a little and then close it back up.
Oct 26
Riley came out of the TV room declaring, "I have hairy monkey legs. I have hairy monkey legs."
Oct 26
We were talking about Halloween candy and Riley thought that Twix were called Twigs!
Oct 10
Riley told me today, "You can be paired, Mommy." but what she really meant was 'prepared'!
Oct 11
Riley said to me: "Do you know what marvelous means? It means you are fashionable-er."
Oct 11
Leighton was cuddling me on the couch and I had bare legs. His hand touched my leg and he pulled his hand away and said, "Ack! Your legs are zingy!" When I asked him to explain what he mean, he said "Your hairs are like electric wires!"
Oct 14
Riley told me, "Don't worry, Mom. I can deal this." She meant 'deal WITH this'!
Oct 15
We were talking about the difference between an attic and a basement. Riley said she knew that a basement is where the ice cream is at Grandma and Papa's!
Oct 16
Riley and I saw an airplane in the sky while at Leighton's soccer practice. Leighton now gets really excited when he sees a Southwest plane since that is the airline we flew with this summer, so Riley got excited and asked, "Is that a wild west plane?" I told her it's Southwest not Wild West!
Oct 16
Riley said she had stinky bum fever.
Oct 23
Riley: Amy is going to have a baby soon?
Me: Yes! And do you know who else is having baby soon?
Riley: Noooo
Me: Lindsey!
Riley: (eyes wide with surprise and delight) Lindsey?
Me: Yes! Maeve and Nash will have a little baby brother or sister! Did you notice Lindsey's belly getting bigger like Amy's?
Riley: Yes! I did!
Riley: (after loooong pause and looking at the baby pictures up on the wall) But how do babies get out of a belly?
Me: There are two different ways. Some babies come out through the mommy's vagina. That's how you and Leighton came out.
Riley: (after a long pause deep in thought) But how? A vagina is so small?
Me: It stretches when it's time for a baby to come out.
Riley: (after a long pause deep in thought) But then how does it go back to normal?!?!
Me: Your body can stretch and contract - that means it can get bigger and smaller when it needs to. The other way a baby can come out is that the Drs cut a small line on your tummy and take the baby out that way.
Riley: You mean then cut off part of your tummy?!?!
Me: No. They don't cut it off. They just open it a little and then close it back up.
Oct 26
Riley came out of the TV room declaring, "I have hairy monkey legs. I have hairy monkey legs."
Oct 26
We were talking about Halloween candy and Riley thought that Twix were called Twigs!
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