The funny things they say: February 2017 edition

Feb 11
I hugged Riley and the she patted my chest.  I told her she didn't need to pat me down, and she said, "On the nips?"  I wasn't sure I heard her correctly so I asked her to repeat what she said.  And again she said, "On the nips."  I tried not to laugh but it was hard.  She then said, "I know, they are called nipples.  But I call them nips."